I am in love with my neighbor's mom and she winked at me and she is always gardening pretty flowers and plants

I want to take a tour of her garden and see her pretty flower and water it. Her name is Martha Stewart and she is a bit snobby. Should I bring her over some cranberry scones and a cup of earl grey to break the ice? Do you think that would work? Serious answers please because my heart beats for her

FlowersBirthday FlowersSympathy Flowersgo over and tell her you've been checking out her garden and you love the way she works it. tell her you have some seeds you'd love to plant and could you please put them in her garden.(this is where you wink)
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Reply:Just walk up to her and ask if she needs some help fertilizing her seeds!!! be aggressive! not crazy, but aggressive.
Reply:wat u lookin in hjer? iz she da same age? if so go go go !! do it
Reply:straight up: Martha Stewart looks like a man...........................do u swing that way??
Reply:follow your heart.
Reply:Yeah, go for it, whatever makes you happy!
Reply:Hope your legal age..hate to see ole martha back in the slammer..
Reply:If she's around the same age as you then yes, and if she's single then yes...just go up to her and be like:


"You got some pretty flowers"..."Do you need some help"...start a simple conversation...don't bring it up too fast that you like her...alright...Good Luck!!!books authors